July 2012
43 posts
Listening to Steven Moffat talk about Sherlock on...
Interviewer: Are you going to be able to keep your actors after season 3? They’re both quite big stars in The Hobbit.. SM: Yes, but we have their families locked in the cellar.
Olly Murs falls down some stairs at GuilFest
guardianmusic:
A wonderful moment of unintentional slapstick (as mentioned on Shaun Keaveny’s 6 Music show this morning). CS
Thats 1 of the best falls & then he carries on singing. flove Olly
“If the whole world were like Comic-Con it would be a better place.”
– Matt Smith at the Doctor Who panel in Hall H (via doctorwho)
Story about Russell taking period pain tablets -...
Jon: Are your breasts getting bigger?
Russell: Are my breasts getting bigger?
Jon: Yeah, you just look a bit fuller today...
Russell: You f- oh...
Jon: *laughs* He's walking out! Well, I'll just tell this story then, and the reason I asked that question-
Russell: I've just had an e-mail in 'I've got several unused bras that Russell can have'
Jon: *laughs*
Russell: *sighs* 'Has he worked his way up to a D cup, yet?' - Angela in Derbyshire, two kisses.
Jon: I just thought they were looking a bit fuller, and your voice seems to have gone up a semi-tone as well
Russell: No, I'm fine
Jon: You sure?
Russell: I'm alright, look at that
Jon: Why are you taking your top off?
Russell: Just to prove to you, that's right
Jon: You're lactating... You are actually lactating... Have you taken anything you shouldn't this week?
Russell: Oh, you son of a-
Jon: *laughs* I think maybe you've taken something that... Perhaps, you know, might have affected your masculinity?
Russell: Fffff-
Jon: You've not had a headache or anything?
Russell: Oh, I took 2 tickets for your show, ooooh!
Jon: I think what you took is you said *as Russell* 'Excuse me, lady who runs the gig, I got a right headache on, have you got anything?' To which she replied 'All I've got, Russell, is these pills for period pain'
Russell: *shouts*
Jon: Yeah *laughs* I know everything about you!
Russell: DEVIL WOMAN!
Jon: 'I've got these pills for period pains, but you wouldn't want-' *as Russell* 'Ooh, if they're pink though, I'll imagine it's a sweetie, and I'll have 2 of them!' Now you've got boobies and milk all over you!
Russell: Oh, God, that's-
Jon: Taking pills for period pains. Popping pills during the Edinburgh Festival! If there are reviewers listening, and you're going to Russell's show, just know it's chemically enhanced
Russell: Ah, what a mistake...
Jon: Stinks of oestrogen in here!
Russell: I got... Yeah, well, I was doing a late night gig, and I felt really ill, and she said, um, Rebecca, who runs the gig, was lovely, was kinda going 'Do you want to take these,? They're for really bad period pain' And I got really funny about it, she offered my 2, and I only took 1, um, because you get scared, do you know what I mean? In case something really bad happens to you
Jon: *as Russell* 'Go on, you eat one first'
*Both giggle*
Russell: So yeah, I took them, those tablets, I make so many mistakes, and people pick up on them, and they tell you
Jon: Yeah!
Russell: When are you going to slip up?
Jon: That's great now, because people keep... Around Edinburgh, people tell me 'You know what Russell did, don't you?' 'No' 'He ate a rabbit, off the floor'
Russell: *giggles*
Jon: 'Really? Go on...'
